Me Being Me

foodnun: comradewodka: caramelzappa: snakesnakesnake you...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 22:18:42 -0400

comradewodka:

caramelzappa:

snakesnakesnake

you have no idea how much strange joy this video just brought me

oh my god

This made me happier then it should have

alejis-random: devissitrhw: Compiled all of the boy and his...

Fri, 31 May 2013 19:14:56 -0400

A boy and his duck

alejis-random:

devissitrhw:

Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.

teenytigress

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

teenytigress

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

teenytigress

DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE

did-venusblowyour-mind

I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least.

So much cuteness

squeakykins: 1los: heather franzen SO CUTE OH MY GOSH

Fri, 31 May 2013 18:49:16 -0400

squeakykins:

1los:

heather franzen

SO CUTE OH MY GOSH

flyingmintbunneh: slenclerman: yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty...

Tue, 28 May 2013 00:00:45 -0400

flyingmintbunneh:

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

theamazingpattar: Apparently i am from the fire nation. This...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:23:19 -0400

theamazingpattar:

Apparently i am from the fire nation.

This actually fixes a lot of arguments for me, thank you whoever made this

depthsinme: Personal blog that you will love!

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:02:36 -0400

depthsinme:

Personal blog that you will love!

teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:23:56 -0400

teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.
me: sorry.
parents: you don't appreciate anything.
me: sorry.
friends: you're too depressing.
me: sorry.
ex: i never could really love you.
me: sorry.
mother: have you gained weight?
me: i don't know, sorry..
everyone: stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop.
me: sorry....

In english class..

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:22:03 -0400

Teacher: Alright class. Write a paper about a world without music.

Teacher: *wandering around class, walks to where I usually sit.*

Teacher: Where is she?

Friends: *Point to me in the corner*

Me: *holding and shaking my head, rocking back and forth*

Me: Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope

Photo

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 15:42:32 -0400

Mom: why don't you ever tell me anything?

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 20:43:55 -0400

Mom: why don't you ever tell me anything?
Mom: *tells entire family about your problems*
Mom: *judges you*
Mom: *Insults you*
Mom: *calls you spoiled*
Mom: *says you're overreacting*

How accurate this is right now is ridiculous....

Photo

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 00:02:05 -0400

Me and my girl in slocala(Ocala) This is solely for showing off...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:17:11 -0400

Me and my girl in slocala(Ocala)
This is solely for showing off purposes

h4rmonics: punkrockghoul: teaching your children their...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:38:10 -0400

h4rmonics:

punkrockghoul:

teaching your children their ABC’s

the hardcore way

Fucking dead. 100% done.

how I will teach my kids the alphabet

sexiuh: fuckinpayne: halfbloodpayne: S C R E A M I N G o...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:42:04 -0500

sexiuh:

fuckinpayne:

halfbloodpayne:

S C R E A M I N G

o my god

mypussybaldlikecaillou: daaaaaaaayyyyuuuuumnnnn

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:23:13 -0500

mypussybaldlikecaillou:

daaaaaaaayyyyuuuuumnnnn

mr-ochinchin: pancakejake: faberchan: goodevening-commissione...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:18:03 -0500

mr-ochinchin:

pancakejake:

faberchan:

goodevening-commissioner:

scarrinparamour:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

> Squeeeee

fuckin eargasm <3 <3 <3

I couldnt actually handle that! I listened to it up to the part where her started cutting my hair and just fuckign RIPPED my earphones off and couldnt listen no more.wesujfhesuifshzuisaz that was TERRIFYING.

Last last bit holy shit I got shivers and physically moved away omg that was cool

ratatattoo: Took 5 tabs of acid (first time doing it ever) and...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 19:28:07 -0500

ratatattoo:

Took 5 tabs of acid (first time doing it ever) and my friend gave me a bunch of acrylic paint. Painted it with my fingers tripping out of my mind. Also I’m colorblind, and don’t work with abstract work at all (I only have ever done drawing). Thought this was pretty wacky.

holy shit

Photo

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 23:21:39 -0500

She is...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 23:12:29 -0500

She is a temptress. Standing there with her ruby red lips, revealing everything she can. She is light, floating through the air. She grabs ahold of you without warning and takes you with her. Once she has you whether you want it or not you are forced to go with her. She changes her mood constantly. They will jump from happy and airy to dark and angry, in a matter of minutes. She dances on the air around you, begging you to come in. She’s a slut. Only asking for attention and talking forever to whoever will listen. If she catches you, if you listen, she will never let you go. She will hold onto you and always talk. We who have been caught can tell you it’s a crazy ride. Some of the happiest times can be spent with her, laughing and dancing. Some of the worst times as well though, crying and screaming. She plays with your mood like a toy. She’s sick and twisted. She will use you up for as long as she can before moving onto the next. Never satisfied with one person’s attention, she’s always seeking more. She captures you in her claws and digs them in, but she always treats the wounds and nurtures you back. She is an amazing and creative woman. Beautiful and majestic. Dark and angry. Scared and lost. Over joyous and carefree. She is a woman of many things. This is why I will always be music’s bitch.

madnessisaplace: This post is also me

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:34:45 -0500

madnessisaplace:

This post is also me